Come watch Rick and Morty!
I’m Ants in My Eyes Johnson here at Harold’s Coffee Lounge! I mean, there’s so many ants in my eyes! And there’s so many pastries! Coffees! Teas, I think! I can’t, I’m not 100 percent sure what they have in stock, because I can’t see anything! They are having a showing, they are showing Rick and Morty episodes at Harold’s Coffee Lounge, I think, I can’t see the building. Their prices, I hope, aren’t too low! I mean, they sell coffee! Some of their drinks cost almost 5 bucks, that’s fair! I’m Ants in My Eyes Johnson! Everything’s black! I can’t see a thing! And also, I can’t feel anything either, did I mention that? But that’s not as catchy, as having ants in your eyes, so… that always goes… y’know, off by the wayside! I can’t feel, it’s a very rare disease, all my se— all my nerves, they don’t allow for the sensation of touch! So I never know what’s going on! Am I standing, sitting? I don’t know! Don’t forget about the Rick and Morty marathon at Harold’s Coffee Lounge. I would say see you there, but I can’t see because I have ants in my eyes!
Tuesday, December 5th, 6 PM to 10 PM
Tuesday, December 12th, 6 PM to 10 PM
Tuesday, December 19th, 6 PM to 10 PM